Hi efurryone, did you miss me? I sure missed all of you!
While SS was away, Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr sent me the official acceptance and I became a charter member of The Good Kitty Club .....
That's the good news. SS, however, threatens to tell on me and have me kicked out of the Club because I have been a very bad kitty during her absence and gave my carer a lot of strife. These include:
1. Pooping on the carpet
2. Killing birdies - there were 2 skeletons on the lawn when SS returned
3. Destroying the orchids by pushing the pots over the ledge. Tippy, the neighbouring cat might have helped, but I get all the blame.
4. Escaped twice.
What's a kitty to do when she is left all alone except for 2 visits a day?